Abusive Balloons | Lead Balloons
Add some honesty to your next event with these outrageous Abusive Balloons. Ideal for wet blankets, as well as for cynics who dislike organised fun, the inflatables in this twelve-piece pack might just bring a smile to the face of your family's biggest party pooper. If that's too much to ask, at least the sight of these disagreeable decorations will give them something new to grumble about.
If you're planning a party in honour of someone with whom traditional celebrations usually go down like lead balloons, these blow-up bundles of bitterness could be just what you're looking for. The language in the phrases emblazoned across these bad boys is as colourful as the balloons themselves, so we wouldn’t advise using them when the kids are around, but cantankerous adults will secretly adore them.
Every pack contains abusive balloons in three vibrant colours: four in red, saying "Fuck Me You're Old"; four in yellow, wishing everyone "Happy Fucking Whatever"; and four in orange, each of which proudly declares that "This Party is Shit". Just fill them with helium or inflate them the traditional way, and then let them loose in your venue to spread their misery amongst your party guests.
- Product Size: Balloons inflate to approx. 25 cm
- Product Weight: 0 g
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