Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll

Jokes so bad you'll want to flush them down the toilet!

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

No wait, come back! There's more!

Q. What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
A. Russell.

Okay, okay, we'll spare you any further agony and get to the point. But really, what did you expect when you saw the words Crap Jokes Toilet Roll - Shakespeare?!

Be short of something to read on the loo no more and come out smiling every time with this ingenius TP. What better use for those times of solitude and contemplation than adding to your dinnertime pun collection?

Now when you perch on the potty to empty your bowels, you can simultaneously fill your mind with the worst jokes known to humankind.

Crap Jokes Toilet Roll makes an entertaining and unique novelty for your unsuspecting dinner guests when they visit the dunny.

Now when you hear groans from the bathroom you can rest easy, safe in the knowledge that your Lamb Curry's not to blame this time, its most definitely the loo roll.