Fake Talking Pregnancy Test

Fake Talking Pregnancy Test

Too cruel for school!

'Darling, you're going to be a DADDY!'.....phew....find us a scarier sentence in the English language and we'll bake you a cake.

If you’ve been looking for a mega cruel gag to play on your beloved then you don't have to look any further than this!

The hilarious fake pregnancy test is a great prank to pull on your partner that'll make him quake in his boots - until this foul mouthed test starts TALKING!

Here's how you really turn the screw:

Drop a few hints for a week or so beforehand, perhaps fake a little bit of morning sickness and throw in the odd complaint of tummy pains and tiredness before brushing them off with 'it's probably my diet'....

Then one day, breezily announce that you're going to take a test, just to eradicate any suspicions, say it's nothing to worry about, you just want to rule out that nagging half percent of doubt.

Now give it ten minutes.

A scream from the bathroom should be enough to catch his attention as he scratches his privates on the sofa. But here comes the hard part - you HAVE to keep a straight face as you ham it up and enjoy his reaction for a little while. Act shocked, cry a little or be overly emotional, then, when you’re ready (if you dare) let the pregnancy test do the talking for you.

Upon request, The Fake Talking Pregnancy repeats one of the following phrases. CAUTION - IF EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT CARRY ON READING.

- 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!'
- '(Baby Cry) Waaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'
- 'Next time, just give a b**w j*b!'
- 'Well, at least your boobs will get bigger'
- 'Well it's a good thing you saved all that money on condoms - right?'
- 'OH SH*T!'
- 'For the next several months, you get to eat like a pig, look like a cow and throw up, every morning'

If he see's the funny side, then perhaps he is the man who should father your offspring one day.....

Otherwise just make sure you capture the whole caper on video for Facebook/Youtube ammunition, if he threatens to leave you with immediate effect!