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Insulting Parrot Keychain
Price in GBP
£5.95
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Insulting Parrot Keychain
Your foul mouthed feathered friend!
Parrots eh? Great fun aren't they, and clever too. But don't they all just come out with the same old stuff as one another? 'Who's a pretty boy then' etc....Ach, you've heard one parrot, you've heard 'em all. Well think again buddy.
We’ve all dreamed of training a foul-mouthed parrot to sit on our shoulder and chirp obscenities at some point or another, thats a given - but now, that potty mouthed parrot pipedream is realized!
TDS offer you your very own insulting parrot keychain to keep you company when mischief is on the menu. Polly’s obnoxious and insulting phrases are available at the push of a button.
The following rapier sharp insults and withering Parrot put-downs you can suprise people with include:
"Hey Baby! Show us your t**s!", "Polly wants ****ing cracker! Give Polly a ****ing cracker now!", "Who's a pretty Polly? Not you, lard a***!", "Hey you, go **** yourself!"
Whoever's annoying you, stand back and let Polly knock them off their perch!
