Warning - The TDS Electric Shocking Pen may cause huge embarrassment to anyone unlucky enough to pick it up. Uproarious bouts of laughter affecting those near by cannot be ruled out as a possible side effect.
Are you tired of never having a pen around when you need one? Are you plagued by a bothersome Biro borrower who never returns your pen as promised?
Time to get your own back say''s we. Read on.
Leaving this pen lying round on the kitchen table will draw in your victim before too long. Initially, the pen thief will assume that this pen is no different to any other they''ve acquired recently.
But what''s this as they click the top? ''BZZZZZZD!!!!''. Its a powerful and concentrated (but calm down, perfectly harmless) electric shock, that''s what!
And you''ll be amazed at how many people click it a second time just to make sure it''s not static and end up getting a second helping before eventually learning their lesson!
The pesky pen pincher needs to know who''s boss - Revenge is Nigh!
Emits electrical shock, this is a novelty gift product and is not intended to be used as a toy. May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers. Do not use if you suffer from epilepsy or any similar or related illnesses. Do not use when pregnant.