Sticky Turds

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Sticky Turds

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£4.95

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Sticky Turds

The turd is the word.

Poo, as we’re all aware, is disgusting. No-one is ever pleased at the sight of a sewer trout on the path outside, for instance. But how about finding a freshly laid log inside your OWN HOME?!

If someone has been irritating you recently and you feel like winding them up a bit, these Sticky Turds will help you kick up a stink.

Perhaps you could place these horribly realistic turds upon their chair or desk and watch them attempt to scoop it off without touching it?! The glistening finish of Sticky Turds is such that they don’t really look like something you'd want to touch!

Friend got a new pet? Drop one of these on the carpet and wait and see how they handle it!

Take your victim on a visit to Brown Town with these sicky sticky turds!

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