Trouser Expander
Price in GBP
£5.95
Order before 15:30 for next day delivery.
Trouser Expander
Put some wowzers in your trousers!
Struggling to impress the ladies? Having a hard time attracting attention? Maybe you're in a tight trousered rock band and you don't want to be the 'lesser' of the group?Well rest easy, gents, 'cos we have the answer to your prayers!
The Trouser Expander will do more than just inflate your ego, this weapon of mass distraction will turn you into an eye popping, show stopping, dress dropping lady killer!
Place the inflatable Trouser Expander inside your pants (tight ones are best) and, when you feel the moment’s right, use the medical-grade, rubber hand pump to inflate the device and watch your package expand!
Now, just make sure you're ready for the sudden surge in popularity that comes as an inevitable side effect when employing the Trouser Expander.
If you're fed up of struggling with your tiny todger? We have three words of advice for you - Pump it up!
