Fart Proof Underwear by Shreddies | Flatulence Filtering Underwear
To fart is human; to wear a pair of these ground-breaking Flatulence Underwear is divine. Can you clear a room simply by breaking wind? Are you followed by the scorching scent of methane, carbon dioxide, nitrogen and shame? Do you frequently hear the phrase, “Better open a window”? If so, you need a pair of Fart Proof Underwear by Shreddies to keep away those unwanted odours. Friends and family will breathe a collective sigh of relief as the air around you is instantly purified. Don't let your flatulence prevent you from enjoying your life – let this Flatulence Filtering Underwear free you from the horrifying haze of humiliation.
It may sound like some sort of crude joke dreamed up by a potty-minded teenager, but these Flatulence Filtering Underwear are far more than just a novelty. They have the outward appearance of a regular pair of underwear, but, beneath that flattering exterior, there lurks a layer of magic material designed to keep your less than desirable smells from reaching the general public. A special carbon filter is sewn into the back panel of the underwear which automatically works to remove those offensive odours caused by flatulence. Each time you cut the cheese, any released vapours are trapped, absorbed and neutralised by these nifty pants, leaving your airspace a thankfully stench-free zone.
Whether fighting food intolerances, dealing with digestive disorders or simply suffering a bad bout of gas, these Fart Pants will save you from any awkward situations that might arise from your overenthusiastic intestine. If you've gained something of a reputation for your pungent personal scent, just pop on a pair of this flatulence underwear and wave farewell to your embarrassing bottom blasts. Or perhaps you know someone with an unfortunate tendency to let it rip, to the point where their windiness is causing a strain on both your nostrils and your relationship. These pants may not be the most tactful gift, but flatulent family members will undoubtedly thank you later. Stop blaming the dog on your mishaps – instead, try slipping into a guilt-free, odour-free pair of Fart Proof Underwear.
Please Note: Ensure that there are no gaps around the waistband or leg openings and the fit is taut around the skin. We recommend that you wash your Shreddies at 40°C with Soda Crystals or Baking Soda without any other detergent, conditioner or bleach. This will maintain the effectiveness of the carbon cloth, which will keep your flatulence filtering fabulously. Please dry the underwear in a tumble dryer on a medium heat, or over a radiator until the carbon cloth has dried thoroughly.
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