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13 Misfortune Cookies

Sugar coated missery. We dare you!
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  • Wheat biscuit with a note of misfortune inside.
  • Unnerving dinner party humour.
  • 13 misfortune cookies included.
  • Taste the bitterness of reality.
  • The cookie that makes you crumble.


13 Misfortune Cookies | Funny Fortune Cookies

Anyone who appreciates a little dry, dark humour will love these Funny Fortune Cookies - lay them out for guests at a diabolical dinner party, hand them out as wicked wedding favours, or bring a box to the office lunch for some ominous entertainment. Whether they leave you helplessly laughing or woefully weeping, opening a Misfortune Cookie is an unforgettable experience. Pick up a pack of 13 Misfortune Cookies and discover what the gloomiest future holds for you.

Each pack contains an unlucky thirteen of these Funny Fortune Cookies, offering unpropitious prophecies, outspoken honesty and heartless hilarity. Baked the bleakest shade of black, these cookies come individually wrapped, each featuring one of four suitably sombre motifs. They may taste good, but don't be fooled by their sweet, crispy shell - these cookies don't sugar-coat their words.

Crack open your destiny, if you dare, with this delightfully devilish box of 13 Misfortune Cookies. Putting a fiendish twist on the classic fortune cookie, these merciless little treats aren't afraid to deliver the terrible truth. Everyone enjoys tucking into a fortune cookie, but be warned - the harsh realities contained within these 13 Misfortune Cookies are far harder to swallow.


  • Product Size: Pack includes 13 Misfortune Cookies.
  • Product Weight: 145 g
  • Boxed Product Size: H12.5 x W12.5 x D12.5 cm
  • Boxed Product Weight: 145 g

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