Stress Head
The Stress Head is a stupid pink head, whose idiocy you can squish and squash into oblivion. If you're feeling a little irritated, pick up your Stress Head and squeeze its stupid, smiling, pink face and just see how quickly you start to feel better.
We at the Discovery Store may not be the stress-busting experts of the century. We may not be able to offer you age-old Buddhist practices to reduce the pressure of your manic lifestyles or eating habits to restore your natural energy levels according to your BMI and sleeping patterns on a lunar cycle. We can, however, offer you a simple, effective and wonderfully short-term stress buster which you can keep on your desk and abuse until the cows come home. Put our non-expert theory to the test and you might just be surprised by how effective it is. You'll feel surprisingly less tense the more you abuse it!
Warning: whilst a Stress Head may seem to be an amusingly offensive gift for stressy relatives and friends; receipt of said gift may increase rather than reduce their stress levels!